the best youtube comment
definition of a burn
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
Belly scratches are heaven to a pig.
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
The worst one was when I was in the mosque and I had a niqab on and some guy thought I was his WIFE and was like come on I parked the car a few roads away so we have to walk
I walked for a minute and then realised I wasn’t married
Stop reblogging my shame
MY DAD MADE AN IMPALA CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY HOLY HELL
My dad wants to be famous because of this post make him proud guys
The man with metal blood.
Eric Virkeliglangtnavn of Norway is unique among the seven billion people on Earth: He likes Nickelback. No but seriously, he has fucking METAL BLOOD.
In normal blood, hemoglobin bonds with oxygen to carry it to cells. In Eric’s bloodstream however, hemoglobin is not present. Oxygen in his blood cells is instead carried by Gallium, which forms an identical bond. Scientists remain uncertain how Mr. Virkeliglangtnavn contracted the condition, but some theroize that his mother listened to Darkthrone while pregnant.
This is a picture of mercury flowing out of someone’s hand. Five seconds of Google people. Five fucking seconds.
The URL is literally facts I just made up did u even really have to google that
His last name translates to Seriouslylongname
i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it
Wow she really needs to shave her legs
im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism
I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.
i literally said what it was
this post is such a fucking mess
Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm
i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening