One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order my checks so I said sure. This is what I got. Every check has a different character on it, some have donkey, some have Fiona. I’m not even mad that no one’s gonna take me seriously and my adult life is ruined. I’m just straight up impressed that my mom held onto that memory for five years and pulled this off.
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO PAY WITH CASH OR SHREK"
This gif is the meaning of the word “yas”
When your friend does a presentation in class.
do you ever see someone looking at you in public and you think they might be checking you out then you remember that you’re you
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned in all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
it’s ironic because this is actually the process for mainstream society to recognize you as trans
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you